Thursday, February 23, 2012

you know you have hyperemesis if..............

10.  Your pregnancy glow is GREEN
9. Your favorite 4 words are,"Don't touch the bed!"
8. You stare at a white wall at least 8 hours a day
7. You have key-tone test strips on the toilet
6. You forgot what it was like to wear a bra
5. You have mouthwash in every room
4. You have face masks in every room just in case anyone on the street decides to cook dinner
3. There are numerous bowls lined up by your bed (all full)
2. You have a sharps container in your living room for needles
1. You have an IV hook installed in your bathroom

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